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Feel Like A Woman On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she ...... Written on 25/01/2009 |
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Mama's Watchin' Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to ...... Written on 26/01/2009 |
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Strong Coffee An Irish woman of advanced age, visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin". "Not a problem, " replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't ...... Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Better Than Ham A priest and a rabbi met on a plane. After a while they began talking about the differences between their religions. The priest then asked, "I know that according to your faith, you cannot eat pork. But have you ever tried it?" "To be honest, yes." The rabbi replied. ...... Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Tarzan One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." ...... Written on 13/02/2009 |
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