Lost
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I ......
Written on 27/09/2008

Kisses
Husband working abroad wrote to his wife... Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Your husband, Manmatha His wife replied... Sweetheart Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses... 1. The Milk man agreed on ......
Written on 29/09/2008

I've Still Got It, But Nobody Wants To See It.
Today's Joke: I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, ......
Written on 03/10/2008

Stupid Awards
1 - LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a bees' nest from a shed on their property with the aid of a pineapple. A pineapple is an illegal firecracker which is the explosive equivalent of one-half stick of dynamite. They ignited the fuse and retreated ......
Written on 07/10/2008

Why Math Is Taught In School
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and made a nasty ......
Written on 18/10/2008