Computers
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Key To Heaven
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he ......
Written on 22/10/2008

Mixer Anyone
Youth vs. over 40 crowd Top 12 things that don't mix: 1 A nose ring & bifocals. 2 Spiked hair & bald spots. 3 A pierced tongue & dentures. 4 Mini-skirts & support hose. 5 Ankle bracelets & corn pads. 6 Speedos & cellulite. ......
Written on 23/10/2008

Really Weird Facts
Some I had heard before, some not so I thought I would share them The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. Apples, not caffeine, are ......
Written on 24/10/2008

Think You're Smart?
Do not use paper or pencil or pen. This is a test of your mental capabilities. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No cheating! Below are four 4 questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out ......
Written on 28/10/2008