Robot
A man walks into a bar and see a new Robot bartender. He sits at the bar and asks for a martinni, and the robot makes the greatest drink he has ever tasted. The Robot proceeds and ask the man what his IQ is. The man replies 150.The robot is programmed ......
Written on 28/10/2008

What Not To Tell A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. ......
Written on 01/11/2008

60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. ......
Written on 04/11/2008

Humorous Briefs
THE CURSE An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says: "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." ......
Written on 04/11/2008

Have A Sense Of Humor......lol
Here is something that around 60 of Americans cannot read out loud so go ahead and try it and see if you stack up........ This is this cat This cat is cat This is how cat That cat you can That can keep cat That cat a cat That ......
Written on 05/11/2008